EVEN THOUGH, ADMITTEDLY,
THE MOMENT HAS SORT OF... GONE,
IT'S BAD LUCK.
WHAT FOR? IN CASE YOU MARRY
SOMEONE ELSE CALLED SOPHIE,
THE PERSONALITY TEST IS JUST
A FEW QUESTIONS TO DETERMINE
'I CAN'T SWIM IN A THREE-PIECE SUIT.
SO SCREW YOU, CYNICS!'
YES, YOU CAN. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BELIEVE. DRIVING IS BULLSHIT.
SO THEY WENT BACK TO HIS PLACE,
THEY MADE OUT FOR HOURS AND SHE JERKED HIM OFF.
LOOK, SHUT UP!
YOU ARE NOT PART OF THIS CONVERSATION!
'AFTER SHE'S THROWN UP,
WE CAN GO FOR A PIZZA. I THINK THAT'S HER!'
DON'T SOUND SO SURPRISED.
MAYBE IF YOUR DATE SAW YOU BEATING
UP A WHOLE GANG OF CHILDREN,
'WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
'SHIT, I'M GONNA GET CAUGHT.
I'M GOING TO BE TASERED ALIVE.'
OK, I THINK WE HAVE TO HAVE A TALK.
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
AND A FEW OTHER THINGS, BUT
I'M DEFINITELY NOT CO-MANAGING
"'MARK'S CLEVER AND FUNNY, BUT HE'S SO SERIOUS.
I WISH WE COULD JUST BE MATES FOR A WHILE
THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. YEAH!
SEE, I TOLD YOU.
FUCK, I'D EVEN POP OVER
TO OSTEND FOR WAFFLES.
HI. JEZ, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
'THIS IS IT. THIS IS LITERALLY IT.
'LOOK AT ME.
FRIENDS WITH A BIG BLACK BUSINESSMAN
'WHAT? BREAK-IN?
'GREAT. I'LL PROBABLY DROP IT