ER, I WANT YOU TO BE BEST MAN
AT ME WEDDING.

SHE'S NOT MOVING OUT, BECAUSE...

WHAT IF HE'S HURT HIMSELF?
NO!

I WANT MY PILLOW CHOCOLATE.

WELL, YEAH, YEAH, AT SOME POINT.

'SEXLESS, UNTHREATENING DUNCAN,

LOOK, MARK, I'M ACTUALLY SEEING
ONE OTHER GUY TOMORROW

'PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.'

WHY ISN'T SHE TALKING TO ME?

'YOU'RE A SOCIAL FREAK.

HE ESCAPED, HE OVERPOWERED ME.
THEY GOT IN.

WELL, SORRY NOT TO HAVE MENTIONED THIS
BEFORE, BUT, ER... SOPHIE'S PREGNANT.

'JESUS. MAYBE THIS IS HIS PORN.'

OK, OK...

NOT REALLY. MATT SPENT
THE WHOLE EVENING LOOKING PAST ME.

NICE TO SEE YOU, MATE. FANTASTIC TRAINERS.

'GOD BLESS THOSE OVER-UNIONISED
EUROPEAN ECONOMIES.'

'HE'S LEAVING ME WITH TWO WOMEN.
I CAN'T DATE TWO WOMEN.

'GREAT, JUST WASTED 11 ON 4
WORTH OF FEMALE APPROVAL.'

WELL, I MEAN, INSTEAD OF US CALLING
EACH OTHER UP AND KIND OF MEETING UP

JEREMY: HASN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND
SO HE BUYS A NEW SOFA.

'BUT WITH MY HOT YELLOW PISS IN IT.

LOOK, I'LL GET US SOME FREE TICKETS,

UH-HUH.