'HA, GOT MY EMOTIONAL MEATHOOK IN.
NOW TIME TO WAGGLE IT AROUND.'
THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S A NICE THING TO SAY.
CHARLES DIDN'T REALLY LOVE DIANA,
AND THEY WERE ALL RIGHT. SORT OF.
I'M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB,
AND EVERYTHING HAS TURNED TO SHIT.
'NO-ONE ELSE SEEMED TO MIND.
MAYBE THIS IS THE FUTURE.
SHE WAS FINE WHEN
SHE GAVE US THE PUB.
'WHO STILL USES TALCUM POWER?
NO, YOU CAN'T,
BECAUSE I WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF.
'WOW, THIS IS BETTER THAN
WATCHING JEREMY DYING ON STAGE.
ALAN, NO! HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT!
IN A WAY, YOU NEVER
TOTALLY GOT OVER HER LEAVING YOU.
THAT WAS BEFORE WE STOPPED GOING OUT.
FINE. FINE. IT'S... IT'S NOT AFFECTING ME.
IT'S NOT AFFECTING ME AT ALL.
YOU NEED A BIT OF ZHOOSH, THOUGH.
ONE THING - YOU HAVE LEFT IT
PRETTY LATE, IT WILL BE A JILTING.
YEAH, SHE'S LOVELY.
YOU... MONK!
YUP!
YOU BACK-STABBING LITTLE SHITS.
IT'S STILL THERE! WHERE'S A PUKE POINT?
I'M COMING IN IF YOU'RE DECENT.
I'M GOING FOR A COFFEE.
YOU'VE SEEN SPINAL TAP, YEAH?
IT'S CREDIT CARD FRAUD, A WOMAN.
FOUR IN NESCLIFFE, TWO IN COSFORD.
I FEEL LIKE EVERY DAY QUITE A BIG PART OF ME DIES...