'NO. GET THEM TO FILM IT.
BUILD UP A LIBRARY OF TAPED EVIDENCE.
NO, MATE, NO.
(MARK) 'IF I CAN GET THE FIRST ONE OVER
WITHOUT MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT.
YEAH. THAT'S NOT ON, IS IT?
YEAH. COURSE, I WAS HAPPY ENOUGH
YEAH, APART FROM THAT.
IT WASN'T A PROPER RAPE AT ALL.
NOTHING WENT UP MY BUM. OFF YOU GO.
YES, I DO.
AND YOU MIGHT FIND IT A COMFORT AT A TIME WHEN...
- 'YOU'RE GETTING SOME TOO.'
- (PHONE)
'GOD, HOPE SHE DOESN'T
START CRYING AGAIN.
IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET ALL
SPRUCED UP TO MEET MUM AND DAD.
I'M FINE. IT'S NICE
TO TALK TO SOME REAL PEOPLE.
'WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH, NO, THIS IS PERFECT, COS I'LL JUST SAY,
'I THINK THAT MIGHT BE
MY BEST EVER SEXUAL EXPERIENCE!'
HE DOES BEAT YOU MENTALLY.
AND WITH HIS HANDS AND FISTS.
'HE COULDN'T EVEN THINK OF ROMEO.
ROMEO'S EASY.'
OH, YEAH.
I HADN'T ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
THANK YOU.
THE FIRST THING TO SAY IS
THAT THIS IS NOT PYRAMID SELLING.
DOORBELL
THESE BLOKES... MUGGED ME.
'HOW DO I FEEL?
EMPTY? CHECK. SCARED? CHECK.
SUZE, I'M AFRAID
I HAVE TO INFORM YOU