- ELENA?
- ER, I DON'T KNOW, JEREMY.

WE'VE SORTED OUT THE TEAMS -
YOU'RE REDS.

'EVEN IF YOU END UP DANCING IN CAGES
AT FETISH BARS.'

'IF I WAS SEEN SHARING CHEESE WITH
A WOMAN, IT COULD BE MISINTERPRETED.

HOW MUCH WASHING-UP DO YOU THINK YOU
COULD DO WITHOUT ANY WASHING-UP LIQUID?

YOU DON'T WANT THE DIARIES BACK,
DO YOU?

YARDS. REALLY?

HITLER ME, JEZ.

YES! DID YOU HEAR THAT, JEREMY?
SOPHIE SAYS IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE!

WHOA. HOLD IT, COWBOY. REWIND. WASH IT.

WITH MY...

I'LL SIGN WHATEVER YOU WANT,
BUT I DON'T WANT A DOG!

OBVIOUSLY NOT.

I MEAN, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE LIVING
IN A MULTICULTURAL DEMOCRACY?

'HOPEFULLY, IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL DEFECT,
NOT A WEIRD SEXUAL THING.'

GOD, NO.

WE JUST DID IT IN THE DISABLED LOO!

I WAS PLANNING ON WAVING A MARACA
AND GIVING THE HOTTIES MY SEX EYES.

DON'T KICK MY FOOT! THAT'S MY... STOP IT!

WHOA, SNAKE! MASSIVE!
WHAT'S IT CALLED?

'OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE. HE MIGHT CRUMBLE.

SHE SNORES
SOPH?

OH, RIGHT, I TAKE IT YOU'D PREFER TO SEE HIM OUT
ON THE STREET? YOU KNOW, BRUSH "THEM" AWAY.

GREAT TO MEET YOU GUYS.