CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
SO IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU, HER BEING
IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE?
I NEED TO GET ON THIS.
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK.
WHAT SORT OF MAN WOULD GROW
AN UNWANTED BEARD TO ORDER?
JEREMY: WHAT A BASTARD. DESTROYS MY
PERFECT LOVE JUST COS IT'S BUILT ON LIES.
(MARK) 'I HAVE ALREADY DONE RUNNING TODAY.
SO I BELIEVE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE
WHATEVER MAD THING THEY WANT.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE?
NO. TO BE HONEST, I'M SCARED.
'GOD, THEY'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING!
ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS TURN UP AND MOAN.'
I MEAN, IDEALLY IT WOULD BE SOMEWHERE
WITH NICE SURROUNDINGS.
'ARE THEY STARING?
THEY'RE ALL STARING AT THE DRUNK OFF THE NEWS.
YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT? LIKE,
IF I WAS HAVING A PARTY, I'D INVITE YOU,
'I'D LOVE TO BANG HER.
JOHNSON?
'OH, SHIT. THERE HE IS.
AM I ACTUALLY GONNA DO THIS?
YES. YES... HE DID. YOU'RE RIGHT, HE DID.
LOVE IS BLIND.
RELAX AND HAVE SOME CHEESE.
'IS CHEESE RELAXING?'
NO, BUT...
'HOPE THIS WORKS.'
BUT THEN HE WENT AWAY AND HE HASN'T CALLED
AND SHE'S REALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT IT.
WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU THINK OF THAT?
'NOW WE'RE BACK TO MATE! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.'