THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS CRIME.

PEOPLE LIKE COLDPLAY
AND VOTED FOR THE NAZIS.

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.#

IS THAT NORMAL POOING YOU'RE DOING?

WELL, YOU CAN FUCK OFF, PAL!
YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!

FOUR NAAN, JEREMY? FOUR? THAT'S INSANE.

MARK, DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE QUITE
SO RELENTLESSLY IN THE REAL WORLD?

THE BIG BEAT MANIFESTO GOES, "BIG BEATS
ARE THE BEST, GET HIGH ALL THE TIME."

THAT WASN'T VERY CHRISTMASSY.

I'VE STARTED TO GET THIS FEELING
THAT I'M TOTALLY, TOTALLY FUCKED.

CHANCE WOULD BE A FINE THING.

'I'M HAVING SEX WITH A TEENAGE GIRL!

'I AM JAMES BOND.'

IT'S TOO HOT. IT'S TOO BLOODY HOT!
IT'S RUINING EVERYTHING. TELL IT TO STOP!

THAT'S GOOD, IS IT? WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THAT?

"POOR ME. POUR ME ANOTHER DRINK."

PINT OF GUINNESS, PLEASE.
NO LOGO ON THE FOAM.

THAT'S RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
ERGONOMIC MANAGEMENT KEYBOARD.

YOU CAN'T TRUST PEOPLE, JEREMY.

BUT NOW I THINK IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

THAT IS SO GERARD.

'TUBE UP HIS NOSE,
MAN WITH A TUBE UP HIS NOSE!'

YEAH, WELL, IF YOU'RE LEAVING NOW,
DON'T EVEN FUCKING DREAM OF COMING BACK!

'BRILLIANT SEX THEN NOVELTY BONG
THEN WATCH A FILM TOGETHER.